Is that a Judge body pillow on your bed or are you just happy to see me? Well, we’ll finally get an answer to that thanks to VOID Interactive’s new, highly-requested product launch. If you thought this is about theconsole releaseof SWAT tactical shooterReady Or Not, then you have your priorities mixed up.
The Ireland-based developer heard the cries of fans and announced theNo JUDGEment body pillow. The product features none other than certified cutie patootie, allegedy super soldier, and LSPD D-Platoon commander Judge Beaumont.
According to the VOID online store,the Judge body pillow is just over 150cm tall, so he can put the short in shorty while decorating your bedwith Los Sueños' finest door-kicker.
Like any respectable body pillow, this one comes with two sites, one for the streets and the other in the sheets. Side one has Judge ready for action with his HK416, what you’d normally see in a Ready Or Not match.
The other side looks closer to those strange TikTok thirst traps based on Ghost fromCall of Duty: Modern Warfare. The BookTok rabbit hole that inspired that is deeper and darker than the bottom of my soul so I’m not explaining that, but you can search for it at your own peril.
Unusual Gaming Merch
Videogame merch has always had a quirky angle to it due to the medium. Adapting something that’s digital and make-believe into a physical item requires some creativity, and every now and then you land on a more unusual piece like a SWAT officer body pillow.
For illustrative purposes, the odds of finding a pillow featuring nude Jan Dolski fromThe Alterson your bed after arriving at your hotel are low, but never zero.
VOID Interactive has priced the Judge pillow and cover set at $55, but you can get it for only $30 if you already have a pillow that’s the right size. As the name says, No JUDGEment.
While it’s hardly cheap, a cursory search tells me that a similarly-sizedbody pillow with Miss Universe 2023 AstarionfromBaldur’s Gate 3will set you back $65.
Orders for the Judge body pillow are expected to ship in September 2025, and the developer recommends anyone wanting to get that with items that are in store to place separate orders to avoid having to wait until then.
Ready Or Not came out for PC in 2021, and the Xbox Series X|S and PlayStation 5 versions of the game are scheduled to come out on July 15th.
